Okay, I am .101 on my network. Due to unrelated issues, I *cannot* set up an internal static IP. However, I do have port 80 forwarded to .101 at the moment. So it works, for now.
I cannot get a connection at localhost when I start apache.
I have it all forwarded, I have everything working.
I am retarded and network-deficient, please help me. Speak with me as if I was a small child.